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Question: twenty things NOT to say after doing the NO-NO.?
“I was kidding about being sterile, you know.”

“Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?”

“How come it’s so BIG in there?”

“You’ve done this with a lotta guys before—right?”

“Next time I come over, don’t bother with the underwear,…OK?”

(Sniff, sniff) “Is that CAT food?”

(Yelling) “OK guys, it’s a wrap, cut, and print it!!”

“You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!”

“My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better.”

“Do you know what a ‘douche’ is?”

“Maybe if you did some push ups, your boobs would grow.”

“I want you to try some of MY deodorant.”

“I’m not into relationships. Can’t we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?”

“Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!”

“I never saw a girl with hairy **** before!”

“I’ve been getting these little blisters lately….”

“You wanna do those dishes before you leave?”

“You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!”

Answer:

Answer by hiii! (:
haha :O

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Question: Things not to say after having sex.haha.?
“I was kidding about being sterile, you know.”

“Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?”

“How come it’s so BIG in there?”

“You’ve done this with a lotta guys before—right?”

“Next time I come over, don’t bother with the underwear,…OK?”

(Sniff, sniff) “Is that CAT food?”

(Yelling) “OK guys, it’s a wrap, cut, and print it!!”

“You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!”

“My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better.”

“Do you know what a ‘douche’ is?”

“Maybe if you did some push ups, your boobs would grow.”

“I want you to try some of MY deodorant.”

“I’m not into relationships. Can’t we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?”

“Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!”

“I never saw a girl with hairy tits before!”

“I’ve been getting these little blisters lately….”

“You wanna do those dishes before you leave?”

“You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!”

Answer:

Answer by sasenach
NEXT!

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Question: 15 things a guy should NEVER say?
1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you know.”

2) “Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?”

3) “How come it’s so BIG in there?”

4) “You’ve done this with a lotta guys before—right?”

5) “Next time I come over, don’t bother with the underwear, OK?”

6) (Sniff, sniff) “Is that CAT food?”

7) (Yelling) “OK guys, it’s a wrap, cut, and print it!!”
8) “You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!”

9) “My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better.”

10) “Do you know what a ‘douche’ is ?”

11) “Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow.

12) “I want you to try some of MY deodorant.”

13) “I’m not into relationships. Can’t we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?”

14) “Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!”

15) “I’ve been getting these little blisters lately——-”

Answer:

Answer by Adeline
Definetly they should NEVER say that!! I agree with you.

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Question: Is there such things as “human food” (in parallel with “dog food”)?
We’ve got a food for every creature. Dog food, cat food, fish food, iguana food.

The closest things I could find to a “human food” (A food that you could live off of indefinitely) were mainstay rations and the like, but not accounting for fiber and other misc needs, they’re not intended to be lived off of indefinitely.

Is there such things as a “human food”? That is, 1 single food that you could healthily live off of for the entirety of your life?
I kind of figured this would happen. Allow me to re-elaborate:

Imagine it like a perfect cereal. A cereal that you could healthily you could eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, every day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, without becoming malnourished.

Though you may sometimes change a dog’s brand of dog food with age, generally speaking, “dog food” will keep a dog healthy even if that is the only thing it is eating.

I’m trying to find a SINGLE processed form of ration that can do the same exact thing for humans. “Fruit” is not an food, it is a food GROUP.

Answer:

Answer by BellaHarman
Well, along with water, I guess maybe fruit? But that would lack in protein. You know I really don’t know. Maybe vegetables and water?

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Question: Looking for names of some famous food “gourment” around the World that are made out of weird things?
I’m trying to find names of “famous” world wide food such as the Civet Coffee, whcih is made out of cat poop……are there any thing such as the the “world stinkest food”…etc?

I need the food names are not from personal opnion, but the food are actually named like that…..thanks

I need some food that are very weird…and unusual!

thanks

Answer:

Answer by bitoy
A Balut (Trứng vịt lộn or Hột vịt lộn in Vietnamese, Pong tea khon in Cambodian) is a fertilized duck (or chicken) egg with a nearly-developed embryo inside that is boiled and eaten in the shell. They are considered delicacies of Asia and especially the Philippines, Cambodia, and Vietnam. Popularly believed to be an aphrodisiac and considered a high-protein, hearty snack, balut are mostly sold by street vendors at night in the regions where they are available. They are often served with beer. The Filipino and Malay word balut (balot) means “wrapped” – depending on pronunciation.

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