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Question: why can animals always eat the same food and still be healthy and never get tired of it but humans can’t?
why is it that dogs, cats, hamsters, e.t.c. can always eat the same dog food, cat food, e.t.c. that they are given every day and never seem to get tired of it and always seem to get the right nutrients and be healthy, whereas humans have to eat all different kinds of foods to recieve the correct balance of nutrients and would probably get tired of eating the same thing every day? Why can’t there just be like a single “human food” like there is dog food and cat food that humans can just eat it every day and get the right nutrients, e.t.c.? That would be so much easier for some people than having to worry about eating all different kinds of foods. If they can do it for animals surely they can do it for people too.
Answer:
Answer by toad_stool357
hundreds of years of variety,
we’ve grown accustomed
Question: Overcoming abuse by previous owners? Dog is petrified of my broom?! Never seen ANYTHING this bad…stumped?!?
Stopped at a gas station yesterday I would normally not stop at. Not quite sure why.Guy earlier had apparently slowed his truck down, kicked her out in the MIDDLE of a four land road, and then drove off.I believe if you find it you were chosen.. lucky me.Yes, of course I brought her home.She’s bout 3 months old.
She came in with dogs,cats and a toddler(after we left the vet of course) and made her lil self right at home with my other dog’s “bo bo’s(toys)” and slept on the sofa.She’s beautifully tempered..loves EVERYONE.We got x-rays yesterday, shots,blood tests,wormed and some Frontline.Should have seen her lil self prancing around clean and shiny.Made it ALL worth it.
I sit here now in tears I scared her so badly. All I did was start sweeping the floor.When she came in and saw the broom she FREAKED. She screamed bloody murder,she fell down and she shook and peed all over herself. She’s still in the corner.The vet said she’ll outgrow it. He’s not holding the broom! What do I do?
Okay….now she’s out of the corner…and she’s actively eating the broom. I think I’m going to let her have it. Maybe if she “kills it” she’ll feel better. The barking and snarling at it sure beats what happened earlier.
You are all much too kind but thank you so much for your compassion. I don’t deserve any credit for anything. I’m just the messenger. God deserves the credit, for leading someone to her that he knew would never leave her stranded there alone to be killed.
Answer:
Answer by 2gadoo
She must have been beaten by a broom. Don’t worry about it she will be fine. I give you lots of credit for taking her in. Many would have just drove by.
Question: What Men Should Never Say After S*x now this is nasty sorry but not mine recieved this one from mark?
1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you know.”
2) “Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?”
3) “How come it’s so BIG in there?”
4) “You’ve done this with a lotta guys before—right?”
5) “Next time I come over, don’t bother with the underwear, OK?”
6) (Sniff, sniff) “Is that CAT food?”
7) (Yelling) “OK guys, it’s a wrap, cut, and print it!!”
“You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!”
9) “My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better.”
10) “Do you know what a ‘douche’ is ?”
11) “Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow.
12) “I want you to try some of MY deodorant.”
13) “I’m not into relationships. Can’t we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?”
14) “Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!”
15) “I never saw a girl with hairy tits before !”
16) “I’ve been getting these little blisters lately——-”
17) “You wanna do those dishes before you leave ?”
18) “You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!”
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Answer by Pure sexiness
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Question: 15 things a guy should NEVER say?
1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you know.”
2) “Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?”
3) “How come it’s so BIG in there?”
4) “You’ve done this with a lotta guys before—right?”
5) “Next time I come over, don’t bother with the underwear, OK?”
6) (Sniff, sniff) “Is that CAT food?”
7) (Yelling) “OK guys, it’s a wrap, cut, and print it!!”
“You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!”
9) “My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better.”
10) “Do you know what a ‘douche’ is ?”
11) “Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow.
12) “I want you to try some of MY deodorant.”
13) “I’m not into relationships. Can’t we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?”
14) “Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!”
15) “I’ve been getting these little blisters lately——-”
Answer:
Answer by Adeline
Definetly they should NEVER say that!! I agree with you.
Question: Greeting cards you will NEVER see?
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire.
I noticed your cat. Sorry!
You had your bladder removed
and you’re on the mend.
Here’s a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
‘Cause when I had mine
I got real snippy.
Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be.
But don’t fret about it.
She moved in with me
You totalled your car.
And can’t remember why.
Could it have been.
That case of Bud Dry?
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder: What the hell was I thinking?”
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.”
“How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?”
“I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.”
“I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in hell ’til I met you.”
“As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you’re not here to ruin it for me.”
“If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it’s your sister.”
“As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you’ve given me. Like the need for therapy…”
“Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!”
“Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You’ll probably need it again.”
“Someday I hope to get married, but not to you.”
“Happy Birthday! You look great for your age… Almost Lifelike!”
“When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.”
“I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here’s his leash, water bowl and chew toys.”
“We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits.”
“I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re here.”
“Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Ever find out who the father is?”
“You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.”
“Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday, so we’re having you put to sleep.”
“Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!” (available only in Alabama & Mississippi).
Answer:
Answer by Taylor V
omg i saw one or 2 of these and i sent it to my friend! there so funny.