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Really long video, but worth it to see Jordan ootching after cat toys and Nittany herself!
Question: What Men Should Never Say After S*x now this is nasty sorry but not mine recieved this one from mark?
1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you know.”
2) “Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?”
3) “How come it’s so BIG in there?”
4) “You’ve done this with a lotta guys before—right?”
5) “Next time I come over, don’t bother with the underwear, OK?”
6) (Sniff, sniff) “Is that CAT food?”
7) (Yelling) “OK guys, it’s a wrap, cut, and print it!!”
“You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!”
9) “My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better.”
10) “Do you know what a ‘douche’ is ?”
11) “Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow.
12) “I want you to try some of MY deodorant.”
13) “I’m not into relationships. Can’t we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?”
14) “Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!”
15) “I never saw a girl with hairy tits before !”
16) “I’ve been getting these little blisters lately——-”
17) “You wanna do those dishes before you leave ?”
18) “You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!”
Answer:
Answer by Pure sexiness
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Question: twenty things NOT to say after doing the NO-NO.?
“I was kidding about being sterile, you know.”
“Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?”
“How come it’s so BIG in there?”
“You’ve done this with a lotta guys before—right?”
“Next time I come over, don’t bother with the underwear,…OK?”
(Sniff, sniff) “Is that CAT food?”
(Yelling) “OK guys, it’s a wrap, cut, and print it!!”
“You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!”
“My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better.”
“Do you know what a ‘douche’ is?”
“Maybe if you did some push ups, your boobs would grow.”
“I want you to try some of MY deodorant.”
“I’m not into relationships. Can’t we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?”
“Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!”
“I never saw a girl with hairy **** before!”
“I’ve been getting these little blisters lately….”
“You wanna do those dishes before you leave?”
“You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!”
Answer:
Answer by hiii! (:
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Question: What should me say after having sex?
1. “I was kidding about being sterile, you know.”
2. “Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?”
3. “How come it’s so BIG in there?”
4. “You’ve done this with a lot of guys before – right?”
5. “Next time I come over, don’t bother with the underwear, okay?”
6. (Sniff, sniff) “Is that cat food?”
7. (Yelling) “Okay guys, it’s a wrap, cut, and print it!”
8. “You’re great in bed, but your sister gives better blow jobs!”
9. “My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better.”
10. “Do you know what a ‘douche’ is?”
11. “Maybe if you did some push-ups, your boobs would grow?”
12. “I want you to try some of MY deodorant.”
13. “I’m not into relationships. Can’t we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?”
14. “Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!”
15. “I never saw a girl with hairy **** before!”
16. “I’ve been getting these little blisters lately…”
17. “You wanna do those dishes before you leave?”
18. “You should go wash that, the cabby will think something died in there!”
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Answer:
Answer by lickonsumhonee
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Question: Things not to say after having sex.haha.?
“I was kidding about being sterile, you know.”
“Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?”
“How come it’s so BIG in there?”
“You’ve done this with a lotta guys before—right?”
“Next time I come over, don’t bother with the underwear,…OK?”
(Sniff, sniff) “Is that CAT food?”
(Yelling) “OK guys, it’s a wrap, cut, and print it!!”
“You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!”
“My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better.”
“Do you know what a ‘douche’ is?”
“Maybe if you did some push ups, your boobs would grow.”
“I want you to try some of MY deodorant.”
“I’m not into relationships. Can’t we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?”
“Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!”
“I never saw a girl with hairy tits before!”
“I’ve been getting these little blisters lately….”
“You wanna do those dishes before you leave?”
“You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!”
Answer:
Answer by sasenach
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Question: Why did my cats begin vomiting after moving to Las Vegas?
I have two cats that were indoor/outdoor when I lived in Calif. who rarely vomited or coughed up hairballs. When we moved to Vegas 7 yrs. ago, they began to vomit at least twice a week. The only two changes I can think of are: 1) much less humidity in Vegas, and, 2) we now keep them indoors. We provide them with plenty of fresh water. Although we didn’t change their food right away, we finally had to switch to food with no added coloring due to all the vomit stains. We have tried “hairball remedy” cat foods, “sensitive stomach” cat foods, brushing our cats more often –they have short hair and do not over-groom– and nothing seems to work. I do think that one of the cats WAY overeats and then throws it all up sometimes (she’s really fat), but not the other one. I have taken them to the vet several times to get answers, but the vet hasn’t been able to help. She has tested the cats, looking for illness, but none has been found. My husband is ready to have them put to sleep. Help!
Answer:
Answer by robertdr60
Ration the food of the over eater. Yes, I know this is difficult with two cats, I had the same problem until one of mine died of old age. Just give each cat just the amount of food that they will eat in one sitting rather than just filling their dishes chock full. Feed them when you eat.
Oddly enough, the younger cat would eat the older cats hair and throw up, but after the elder cat was gone, the remaining cat now rarely throws up.